In France there is a saying that you can take anybody to bed so long as the preliminaries are done in French .I guess many men would not mind such a situation in Kenya though I wonder which language would be involved in the preliminaries…..may be sheng...i don’t know but one thing for sure is that it would not be luo, luhya...or even kyuk.Ever tried to katia in kyuk? I tried once but could not even secure a first date despite my spirited efforts…But for the ‘hard work’ I got a hug, but which man appreciates a hug unless there is something more to come?
Any way that’s neither here nor there. So the big question I guess at the end of the semester on the lips of most of the men around kafete is how many freshaz they have nailed. Basically it will be time to take stock of the many or otherwise nailings that have happened. Of course it will be good to savour the moment incase one finds out that he has achieved both what I call operational and intermediate targets. Operational targets basically mean the number of short term nailings what mature people would call one night stands.(by the way, I have never understood why that name but maybe when I grow up I will come to understand or even grasp its intended meaning…When that time itakuwa siku njema). On the other hand intermediate targets refer to anything else that’s not operational, that is, where there is chance of future interaction.
It may look easy, but I can assure u that nailing(s) does not come that easy as many men of kafete would wish. But that does not mean its rocket science and even if it were I think kafete has its fair share of genus (s) who are better of in others matters but not academics and that explains why despite the fact that we have the highest number of intellectuals per square km if you walk around trying to look for an intellect u may be frustrated. But one thing for sure is that around kafete intelligence has been channeled to some other more ‘important’ things like trying to study the opposite sex’s differing anatomical prowess or lack of it.
May be am having a kind of a fixation with this thing called intercourse (sex) but show me one man who does not think or pray for it and I will show you a black pope. That does not mean that men should always think about it but it’s good to be a man. Long ago women used to think that the way to a man’s heart was through the stomach but I guess they were just thinking rather too high. I remember even when I was young and thinking a bit straight my dream job was to be a doctor specifically a gynecologist, basically in my mind there was no other better job, but that was until somebody described a gynecologist as a person who looks for trouble where others find pleasure. At least by deciding to be an accountant it helps me account for all my deeds including valuing fairly of prospective females, keeping stock of all successful hunts as well keeping a better audit trail so that in case need arises for a return leg I can know the steps I used to get the first match so that I prepare well for the rematch.
I know I have disappointed lots of brothers who were waiting to get a manual of how to nail those fresh or near fresh things in blocks. It’s simple any brother who is ‘man’ needs no manual in nailing a fresha,there is nothing like a nailing or dating manual, if you know what you want go for it and as the good book says seek and it shall be given unto you. AMEN
KBC (Mutongoria)
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