is it that am lucky or is it that av jst bn screwed............??????????

sometimes i jst wish i cud be taken back to history during those colonial days. i hav neva understood why our forefathers allowed those bloody europeans to introduce education in kenya.i jst envy the way the tradition society lived. no education....and other many stupid things of modern world like dating and valentine n so on.

i just imagine that if i were to live in the tradition society , i wud by now hav kido like 5 wives, and my only obligation to them wud have been to build a house 4 them and of course do my manly duties every other nite.

but here i am jst wishing coz the world today has spoilt women so much that if i had an option i wud marry beer rather than WOMEN...yeah women coz u kno wot am ambitious.......damm ambitious!!

sikiza hii story.
jana,or sunday is my day of relaxing and trying to think where am headed so in order to think soberly i indulge my self in a ka quarter of richot as i rest on the sofa. then my fone rings........it really suprises me coz only my creditors call on sunday and as far as i kno by bal shhet is clean.
Then my head thinks maybe its one of those women i hav met in those friday outings.
going by precedent those ones realy dont call..they beep......their thinking is that bcoz i said they were cute on that friday i will call back............oohh i pity them ...coz if only they knew that some liquids when swallowed makes everything look beautiful.....


any way i gain enough courage and pick the phone and beleive or not its a woman.since i kno women luv to talk i just listen.like other men i can only say yes...okay...yeah...to every thing am told.
the call is over .so i try to come to my senses..and u kno wot av jst been booked for valentine.....
so am left wondering is that av jst been screwed or is that am so lucky..........................

u tel me