Feminine capital

i hav not always liked women not coz i hav had a nsty experience wuth any but i jst dnt really like a lot of them.may be i even worship a few .but i dislike a number. i think even God .................

Walevi Prayer

Baba yetu
Uliye brewer
Beer zako zitufikie,
Bei yake iwe hapa kwa bar kama huko AFCO
utupe chupa zetu
Za kila siku
Utusamehe sisi walevi
Kama tunavyosamehe wasiolewa
Tusijenge kija mbali na bar, iwe karibu na butchery
Kwa kuwa beer zote ni zako
Na wines hata spirits,
Milele na Tusker
Amen

The beautiful women of lower kabete

In this world of ours many things we do always amaze me or do i say make me wonder. for example i have never really understood why we always knock on washroom doors even when we are pretty sure that no one is in, like we expect some welcome of some kind or why we always leave the same washrooms with our heads down yet the utility we get from these placeses very pleasant not to mention eventful.
May be i wil never cease to wonder coz each and every day some thing more amazing comes up, but one thing that will neva cease to amaze me is women or do i call them our sisters, any way way what eva!

Any way thats neither here nor there. The other day somebody remarked that there is no word like hate. so if u dnt like something then u r indifferent .simply put most pple (read men) are indifferent about most women. i guess the sisters will say it also applies to them but thats just a defense.i know using the word women or men might be politically incorrect in this era of pple saying 'jamii fulani, maenea fulani, jinsia fulani' but any way who cares any more about politics.
Ask any man who truly loves a woman and tell me fully raised hands will u see, if u see any it must be of a confused teenager who thinks getting laid is synonymous with love. but on the other hand ask our sisters who believe in love to stand up and you will not be disappointed.
i dont hate women, am just indifferent and i guess even God was:which makes me think that thats why Eve was her second born not first. it also makes me think that God is more of a man than a woman. But b4 i go further lemi make it clear that i love and even worship all the honorable women of this world but tell me something ' how many are they' i guess very few would be a compliment to say the least.

Lets get closer home to a place called maseno. if u ask any sister , it is a land of beautiful loving, sensitive and fashion minded women. sve me from this please, the fact that a a few corporate vehicles are packed outside maseno most Fridays means both nothing and very much.

May be am being incredibly naive or may be plain stupid but any way you tel me

But give give it to the maseno babes coz some of the characters/ qualities they claim to have are for real.Thats why most of themwill always dress in trousers so that we are not envious of their sexy legs (makes me sic) or thats why some will come to class with pajamas so that the figure 8 they claim to have or is it 0 is not seen by the 'boyz' for them to concentrate. Thats why also most of them will not answer to your greetings so that you dont hear their sexy voices (bass)

As i said these gals are beautiful and thats why they will spend 7 days a week locked up in their rooms so as not to expose their sensitive and flowless skin and if u happen to get a date with one of them you have to be romantic and take her out for lunch and dinner atleast ones a week coz u earn 1 million bob while she only depends on HELB which is only sufficient to buy avocado and sukumawiki which as i hear is a delicacy in Maseno.
But even withall these barriers the kape family has always kept the fire burning coz ,u kno wot even dogs that are said to be carnivorous sometimes eat ugali. so even those 'galitos' loving maseno babes will always accept an outing to tamtam so long as its kept undercover . Thats why u see happy men all around yet the activity level in kafete seems very low.So to all those men who value the end more than the means bigups na muendelee vivyo hivyo.

i wish were a.........

its not all the time that pple get to open their hearts and on their wishful thinking.even when they do only the assumed good wishful thinking comes out.

as i grew up i thot that being a makanga was the coolest job in the world. hanging on doors of moving matatus looked so cool.As i grew up this wish neva went away but my fasination was the money these pple seemed to hav.
Even today i still thing this job is gud but not coz of the money ....but lately av observed that these makangas seem to get all the beautiful gal.........any way who wul hate having all the hot chics by himself.

But today i wish i was a doctor........jst imagine this a doctor will undress ur wife or chic and then send u a bill. i just cant imagine me as a doc telling another man....'dude look here ur wifes body doesnot look too gud but ..i will treat her.....that wil come to 1000bob for a thorough inspection or consultation'


so whot do u wish???????

is it that am lucky or is it that av jst bn screwed............??????????

sometimes i jst wish i cud be taken back to history during those colonial days. i hav neva understood why our forefathers allowed those bloody europeans to introduce education in kenya.i jst envy the way the tradition society lived. no education....and other many stupid things of modern world like dating and valentine n so on.

i just imagine that if i were to live in the tradition society , i wud by now hav kido like 5 wives, and my only obligation to them wud have been to build a house 4 them and of course do my manly duties every other nite.

but here i am jst wishing coz the world today has spoilt women so much that if i had an option i wud marry beer rather than WOMEN...yeah women coz u kno wot am ambitious.......damm ambitious!!

sikiza hii story.
jana,or sunday is my day of relaxing and trying to think where am headed so in order to think soberly i indulge my self in a ka quarter of richot as i rest on the sofa. then my fone rings........it really suprises me coz only my creditors call on sunday and as far as i kno by bal shhet is clean.
Then my head thinks maybe its one of those women i hav met in those friday outings.
going by precedent those ones realy dont call..they beep......their thinking is that bcoz i said they were cute on that friday i will call back............oohh i pity them ...coz if only they knew that some liquids when swallowed makes everything look beautiful.....


any way i gain enough courage and pick the phone and beleive or not its a woman.since i kno women luv to talk i just listen.like other men i can only say yes...okay...yeah...to every thing am told.
the call is over .so i try to come to my senses..and u kno wot av jst been booked for valentine.....
so am left wondering is that av jst been screwed or is that am so lucky..........................

u tel me

what women want

dude, if you are the kind of guy half the women folk the world over are looking for how come you do not know?
so here is the ladies man himself to the rescue:
they are all different, basically, all of them do like to be with a guy who listens coz thats just the way they are. yip yappers. they talk and talk and talk. so all you have to do is pay attention and be careful not to float. read wide and inform yourself on what they care for. perhaps you know that they are very sentimental. so tenderness when dealing with them is a virtue.
learn how to read her and ask what she'd love to have someone do when shez pissed,sad,moody...........
learn to listen to both what she says and most of what she doesnt.
a little physical contact wont hurt her though it might you in a different sence.
she wants to be held and touched, shed like to be talked to,shed want a dude who will bother knowing who she is and not what she looks like although shed greatly appreciate it if you tell them they look good.
shed want a dude who will tell her sweet things, who will not infringe on her space but will be available to her always.
do not ascert your bloody maleness on her and the greatest cardinal rule of all. do not tell her you are just friends if you want more than that.
remember you can make all this crap mean a thing only if you care for that someone. the reverse is quite true if you dont.

wot do women want

mimi sijua kama ni mimi pekee ama all jamaaz hav experinced this.
the big question is whot do WOMEN want.????????