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how to nail a fresh thing

In France there is a saying that you can take anybody to bed so long as the preliminaries are done in French .I guess many men would not mind such a situation in Kenya though I wonder which language would be involved in the preliminaries…..may be sheng...i don’t know but one thing for sure is that it would not be luo, luhya...or even kyuk.Ever tried to katia in kyuk? I tried once but could not even secure a first date despite my spirited efforts…But for the ‘hard work’ I got a hug, but which man appreciates a hug unless there is something more to come?
Any way that’s neither here nor there. So the big question I guess at the end of the semester on the lips of most of the men around kafete is how many freshaz they have nailed. Basically it will be time to take stock of the many or otherwise nailings that have happened. Of course it will be good to savour the moment incase one finds out that he has achieved both what I call operational and intermediate targets. Operational targets basically mean the number of short term nailings what mature people would call one night stands.(by the way, I have never understood why that name but maybe when I grow up I will come to understand or even grasp its intended meaning…When that time itakuwa siku njema). On the other hand intermediate targets refer to anything else that’s not operational, that is, where there is chance of future interaction.
It may look easy, but I can assure u that nailing(s) does not come that easy as many men of kafete would wish. But that does not mean its rocket science and even if it were I think kafete has its fair share of genus (s) who are better of in others matters but not academics and that explains why despite the fact that we have the highest number of intellectuals per square km if you walk around trying to look for an intellect u may be frustrated. But one thing for sure is that around kafete intelligence has been channeled to some other more ‘important’ things like trying to study the opposite sex’s differing anatomical prowess or lack of it.
May be am having a kind of a fixation with this thing called intercourse (sex) but show me one man who does not think or pray for it and I will show you a black pope. That does not mean that men should always think about it but it’s good to be a man. Long ago women used to think that the way to a man’s heart was through the stomach but I guess they were just thinking rather too high. I remember even when I was young and thinking a bit straight my dream job was to be a doctor specifically a gynecologist, basically in my mind there was no other better job, but that was until somebody described a gynecologist as a person who looks for trouble where others find pleasure. At least by deciding to be an accountant it helps me account for all my deeds including valuing fairly of prospective females, keeping stock of all successful hunts as well keeping a better audit trail so that in case need arises for a return leg I can know the steps I used to get the first match so that I prepare well for the rematch.
I know I have disappointed lots of brothers who were waiting to get a manual of how to nail those fresh or near fresh things in blocks. It’s simple any brother who is ‘man’ needs no manual in nailing a fresha,there is nothing like a nailing or dating manual, if you know what you want go for it and as the good book says seek and it shall be given unto you. AMEN
KBC (Mutongoria)

kbc in mombasa

sometimes somethings are so hyped up that u r ready to do what eva it takes to be part of it.But ones u get a taste of it u sometimes leave with a feeling that as much as its good on the face of it or prima facie..it doesnt deserve all the praise it gets.Take forexample this gal i hav always thot is hi class then am dissappointed to find out she is as blonde as eva.
any way thats neitha here nor there....so due to all the hype about costo i decided that my throat thats always thirsty 4 alcohol needed to taste some different frothy liquids. Thats how i decided that costo ni lazima niende. I also entertained the thot of seeing some kafete women who are always clad as if its winter in some sexy outfit as they enjoy the coastal beaches.Although i was sure that would seldom happen i reasoned that in any case i would not miss to see some care free coastal women clad as if clothing was a luxury.
To cut the long story short..i arrive with the boyz (the usual suspects) on friday morning to be welcomed by .....

save me from this fresha

i rarely meet them, and even when it happens they seldom stick to me..i dont kno why but thats not what am talking about today..coz now i am in another kinda of shit. One vey good looking fresh one has decided to turn what i thot was a match made in heaven into some kind of hell on earth for me.

All i can tell u (the fresha) is that a man like me needs his space to engage in alcohol partaking, porojo kiasi na maboiz..kucheki warembo wengine especially now that some of the best asses are about to leave kabete...i also need my time to think and act stupid without being seeing like i planned it..i also need space to insult afew pple here and there.....so if you want me to remain the cool smart aaand laid kind of guy u think i am give me space so that u save your self from seeing the me u dont.

oooh i wish..

why it should on me rain tonite

I have always wondered why that institution called marriage came to being.i try to figure out how i can stay with one skirt wearer for like 50 yrs not to mention the years called 'for beta or for worst'.i think cheating especially for men should be allowed to prevent men from suffering that disease called 'onegina'(that disease that prevents u from exploring)

Recently i was told that rain makes every thing beautiful..the flowers , the landscape and even the dirty animals.Basically i wonna get rained on so that i can also start talking suffering from some sort of disease whether u call it one gina or woteva .....the reason am saying so its coz recently ...

how things have changed in kafete

Its been long since i was here.....but finally my HELB imeisha and now i can think about constructive things like writing 3rd rate articles and in the process steping on some peoples toes with impunity like am about to do.kindly note that HElB kuisha notwithstanding kukunywa ni lazima after all there is lots of free time in kabete and since am not the type that makes those long journies to the lakeside city of maseno or blocks in search of porojo or to some extent the 'goodies' then u understand why kukunywa ni lazima!!!!!!!!!

Anyway thats neither here nor there.This semester has been sort of a relevation to me.i mean lots of things have changed and even some things i thot would not happen in kafete are happening...for example a drunk in the name of yours truly is now a mheshimiwa or wot they call a congressman,another thing is that who would have thot that women from the lakeside city of maseno would loose mkt in such an instant given their "beauty" but blame it on the sooo fresh freshaz.
But for me the most interesting thing is that some pple who call themselves dudes are involved in what we call PS(private sector), am just wondering my friends(dudes) wots up?But then am told dudeisim has not been thrown to the dogs but coz the PS thes guys..oops..dudes are involved in is the kawaida one...listen to this..these guys dont ati cook sukuma ugali..or some stuff like that..these dudes cook things in the name of MACHIPO..lol..PIZZA etc
Enyewe vitu zimechange!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Kindly note that CODE12 june issue will be out by 25th june

back from recess

Finally am back...though not as enthusiasically as i wud hav wanted...but watch this space..